4 Version of Java
Showing posts with label Programming Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Programming Jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, 12 December 2013
Idiot Girl
Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7
processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram
& nvidia gtx 560 graphics card.
Boy: which computer do YOU have???
Girl: A PINK ONE !!
What to say now.
Tuesday, 3 December 2013
Programming Jokes On RajiniKanth
- Rajinikanth is the super class of all classes in Java (including Object class).
- Rajnikanth can serialize static data members of any class.
- Rajnikanth can serialize transient variables.
- Rajnikanth can extend interfaces in classes.
- Rajnikanth can “force” garbage collector to run..and guess what .. GC runs as higher priority thread n starts collecting garbage.
- Rajnikanth can make a class abstract and final both at same time.
- Rajnikanth never gets stackOverFlowexception.
- Rajnikanth never faces any exception (Rather, Java can face RajnikanthException for any exception conditions) (Improved from earlier).
- Rajnikanth never “try” any code, he directly “catch” the exceptions.
- Rajnikanth can divide by zero. – (older one)
- Rajnikanth can run Java byte code on “any” machine (Including but not limited to Java Virtual Machine).
- Rajnikanth Can use Pointers in JAVA
- Rajnikanth access all PRIVATE data of any class
- Rajnikanth use Operator Overloading in Java
- Rajnikanth pass losts of Parameter using “Pass By Reference”
- Rajnikanth is only person who use printf() in java
- Rajnikanth can Declare function body in INTERFACE.
- Rajnikanth can do MULTIPLE inheritance in JAVA straightfoward.
- Rajnikanth Run Thread Program without Thread LIFECYCLE
- In catch box if u write catch(Rajnikant e) it will catch all exceptions including EXCEPTION E
Monday, 2 December 2013
A Kid's Computer Problem
Computer Problem..
Kid: When I Type Computer Password, it Just Shows Star Star Star Star [*****].
What is That joke? .
Help Desk: Dear Kid Those Stars Are To Protect You,
So That if a Person Standing Behind,
He Can’t Read Your Password….
Kid: Yeah Okay,
But Stars Appear Even When There is No One
Standing Behind Me
When a Non IT Girl Marries an IT Proffessional
When a Non IT Girl Marries
an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from
work) "Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the
grocery?
He: Bad command or
filename.
She: But I told you in the
morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new
TV?
He: Variable not found...
She: At least, give me your
Credit Card, I want
to do some shopping.
He: Sharing Violation.
Access denied...
She: Do you love me or do
you only love computers or
are you just being funny?
He: Too many parameters...
She: It was a great mistake
that I married an idiot like
you.
He: Data type mismatch.
She: You are useless.
He: It`s by Default.
She: What about your
Salary?
He: File in use ... Try later.
She: What is my value in
the family.
He: Unknown Virus
an IT Proffessional
He: (Returning late from
work) "Good Evening Dear,
I`m now logged in."
She: Have you brought the
grocery?
He: Bad command or
filename.
She: But I told you in the
morning!
He: Syntax Error. Abort?
She: What about my new
TV?
He: Variable not found...
She: At least, give me your
Credit Card, I want
to do some shopping.
He: Sharing Violation.
Access denied...
She: Do you love me or do
you only love computers or
are you just being funny?
He: Too many parameters...
She: It was a great mistake
that I married an idiot like
you.
He: Data type mismatch.
She: You are useless.
He: It`s by Default.
She: What about your
Salary?
He: File in use ... Try later.
She: What is my value in
the family.
He: Unknown Virus
Engineering is like Public Toilet
Engineering Is like a....
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!
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typical Indian public toilet
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People outside r desperate to go in &
people inside r dying to finish n come out......!!
