Monday, 2 December 2013

Unknown

Computer World jokes on Sholay


Jai hits his keyboard,then says: “jaao kaalia, Gabbar se kahna ki uska server down ho gaya .”
AT GABBAR’S DEN…

Gabbar: “Kitne bugs the?” Kaalia: “Do sarkaar.” Gabbar: “Wo do! Aur tum teen. Phir bhi fix nahi kar sake? Kya soch key aaye ho? Gabbar bahoot khush hoga? Naya assignment dega …aur increment bhi? Iski saza milegi… barobar milegi.”
[Snatches an X terminal from Sambaa]. “Kitne sessions hain is machine mein?”

Sambaa: “Chhey sarkaar.” Gabbar: “Session chhey aur programmer teen. Bahoot naainsaafi hai.” [logout - logout - logout]. “Haan ab theek hai… ab tera kya hoga” Kaalia?”

Kaalia: “Sarkaar, maine aapka code likha tha.”
Gabbar: “To ab documentation kar!

Unknown

About Blog No Baap -

Since 2016 BlogNoBaap has been bringing you the very best in all types of web resources. Posted daily, and delivered straight to your inbox each morning.

Subscribe to this Blog via Email :